A college freshman, hailing from Kansas, moves in with a traditional—and dysfunctional—Italian-American family in Queens, causing quite the culture shock. Written by Charlestonians, Judy and Thomas Burke Heath, and performed at The Footlight Players Theatre, this play will warm your heart while causing pain from so much laughter. Footlight Players Threatre, 20 Queen St. Days & times vary. $25; $20 senior/student. (866)811-4111, www.piccolospoleto.com